- Teacher: You can't write an essay overnight.
- Exam: You have one hour to write an essay.
My life is just a huge “mm watcha say”
whats the point of having a crush if you never have a chance???
Lots of followers on YouTube: $$$
Lots of followers on this site: thousands of death threats and messages calling me a fool for a small spelling error on a post I casually wrote for fun. A gun held to my head by a 16 yr old. They nailed my dog to a tree. My home, burned
- me, in a store: *presses button on a kids toy*
- toy: *makes very loud noise*
- me: briskly walks away with a surprised face pretending like I didn't just do that
- Me: *buys a new book* OH MY GOD I CANT WAIT TO GO HOME AND READ IT, IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME OUR FOR YEARS!!
- Me: *takes 2 years to pick the book up*
ive been annoyed ever since i was born
sitting in math like
Me lending a book to a friend:
- What I say: Enjoy it!
- What I mean: If you damage or misplace this extension of my soul I will be forced to end you.