“The future is uncertain but the end is always near.”
+andy, she/her, 17 – it was an elaborate plan to succeed even though half of it were dimwitted thoughts.
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i desperately want a clone wars documentary where you just see a bunch of jedi interviews and shots of the life on the front lines. framed with like this promise for hard-hitting coverage, and inspiring acts of bravery by the jedi heroes and then…
“So Padawan Tano, what did you think about the Hero with No Fear’s plan to recapture the planet?”
“It was the dumbest thing I had heard in my li-” Anakin runs in screaming. Ahsoka can’t even keep a straight face for five seconds. “Screw it, it was actually the second dumbest thing I heard in the last hour. Just yesterday his plan involved nearly blowing up the planet and asking Jar-Jar Binks to flirt with someone.”
Anakin’s robe is on fire. All the troops of the 501st are panicking.
“Anakin is just so reckless.”
Cue shot of Obi-Wan leaping out of a building, sassing Maul about his new legs, wearing no armor, literally being the most reckless motherfucker in the galaxy
“I just don’t understand where he gets it from.”
“That plan against the Separatist forces was so daring, Knight Skywalker. Would you say that’s the secret to your success?”
“Well yeah of course, but a lot of it’s subtlety too. Quietly reading your opponent. Masking your moves and motives to confuse-
Holo-phone (i don’t know what kind of phones they have, don’t judge me) rings. “Oh hi, Padme babe. Sorry, I’m being interviewed right now. Love you snookums, no love you more, no love you more, okay but seriously, I’ll talk to you later, angel.”
Awkward look at the reporter and slowly dawning horror on his face. “Senator Amidala and I have a very close platonic relationship. Now, back to that question about my successful use of misdirection and subtlety?”
Obi-Wan sitting in front of the camera “the mission was going well until Anakin lost his lightsaber again. He’s so irresposible.”
Cue 50 different shots of Cody handing Obi-Wan’s lightsaber back to him.
